Sunday, July 14, 2019

Future phone unlock methods

Breath sensor. As seen in alien resurrection.

Spit / DNA sensor. As seen in altered carbon Netflix.

Piss sensor. Unlock by placing small fingertip of piss while on toilet on the screen. Brilliant for guys using urinals.

Shit sensor. Unlock on toilet while wiping your ass and accidentally get bit of shit on your hand.

AI sensor. Ask the phone to unlock. Only works if you are nice to the AI assistant. If you're mean all the time it tells you to buy a new phone and to go fuck yourself.



Submitted July 14, 2019 at 02:34PM by uselessdicknumba1 https://ift.tt/2G7vKPJ via TikTokTikk

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